How Can Bmw’s Be The Untimate Driving Machine?
February 1st, 2010 Posted in BMW
They’re not even British.
They run on petrol as well, I would think that the ultimate driving machine — the driving machine that can not possibly be improved in any way — would at least not pollute.
Also, they don’t fly, they’re expensive to repair, they’re not comfortable to sleep in and you can’t have sex with them.
Seems to me that there is a lot of room for improvement.
February 1st, 2010 at 6:44 pm
they are not. neither is anything british. the ultimate driving machines are Formula one cars and Indy Racing league cars. anything else is a diluted “ultimate driving machine”. probably the original Cobra or a good copy is as close as you can come for a street machine. the ultimate Mustangs are good too – Saleen etc. i have a Supra Twin Turbo which as far as i am concerned is the ultimate driving macine for the street – and it eats a lot of BMW.
regarding sex – you dont have sex with (?) or in an ultimate driving machine. you have sex on a beach or in forest or a hotel room, hopefully with a person of similar specie.
February 1st, 2010 at 6:44 pm
built by germans driven by wa**ers
February 1st, 2010 at 6:44 pm
Are you for real, woman?
It’s just a slogan, a marketing slogan. Every car company has one (and other companies as well.)
Is this the first time you noticed an advertising gimmick?
February 1st, 2010 at 6:44 pm
Its not, its highly overrated, over priced and its an asshole magnet.
I hate BMW’s, their way OTT in regards to a good motor.
I myself have to say the ultimate driving machine is a Mustang…thats why I own a 1969 Mustang GT390 fastback. the same make of car as the one used in the great film ‘Bullit’ with Steve Mcqueen…
BMWho…
February 1st, 2010 at 6:44 pm
Bavarian
Motor
Works
And they are AWESOME!!
I own two now and I hope to add to my collection. They look great parked next to my Jeep Wrangler.
February 1st, 2010 at 6:44 pm
Many people have asked me this… there is only one simple answer…
DRIVE ONE AND YOU WILL UNDERSTAND.
BMW builds the car for the driver, not everyone like some cars. Controls are angled toward the driver, the car can go from comfortable driving to performance with the push of the pedal.
It is more than just a simple answer, it’s a feeling that you get when you drive a BMW. That is why I say the only way to understand is to drive one. Go to a dealership and take one for a test drive… you’ll see… i promise.
As for British…. since when can the British make cars?
Pollution… BMW has released a hydrogen powered engine that emits only water. Hydrogen occurs naturall and can be made easily. These engines are in use in Europe and some are even in the US as we speak. The only set back is waiting for gas stations to supply hydrogen. There is a hydrogen station somewhere in DC.
Mine flies (M3 wink wink). They are expensive to repair if you don’t take care of them. If you do the BMW suggested inspections problems can be caught early. I sunk more money into my old civic than I have into both of my BMW’s combined.
Car’s aren’t designed for sleeping in… beds are. You don’t hear people complaining about not being able to drive their bed.
Can’t have sex in them?? I guess you don’t watch Grey’s Anatomy. In the episode in season 2 where they threw the party at Marideth’s house, Derek came over and had a BMW 7 series… the front seat worked just fine for them.
Any more questions?
Ok… so you don’t like them… if you have all the answers why are you asking us?
February 1st, 2010 at 6:44 pm
BMW’s believe it or not are really good cars ,they get tested on the worlds most comlicated race track for their acceleration handling,etc.specially the m3,m5,and the m6 are awesome!they are luxury cars,i would buy one any day but i am only 13.lol!
February 1st, 2010 at 6:44 pm
because BMW’S are tested on the worlds most complicated track: nurburgring nordischleif.
February 1st, 2010 at 6:44 pm
Thank god they aren’t British … then they would break every couple of months. I heard BMW is working on incorporating all those things into the next 7 series.
February 1st, 2010 at 6:44 pm
just a fake thign to make you tihnk
February 1st, 2010 at 6:44 pm
At least they have the latest GPS system in the brand new 3 series. The new 3-Series also has greater rear leg, shoulder and headroom. Not only is it wider and longer than its predecessor, but the newcomer’s handling is improved with the addition of aluminium front suspension and a 25 per cent stiffer shell. This rigidity should help boost safety, as will the standard six airbags plus brakeforce distribution and DSC traction control. Six-cylinder versions also benefit from DSC+, a range of features which includes Brake Standby. This primes the brakes if the right foot is removed suddenly from the accelerator in an emergency. Soft Stop modulates the rate at which the brakes are applied to prevent nosediving, while failed hill-starts should be a thing of the past with DSC+’s Start-Off Assistant, which engages the clutch to prevent the car from rolling back.
As well as iDrive, first-time options also include Active Steering, and a 7-Series-style keyless entry system. Push the start button, and accelerate the whole way.
February 1st, 2010 at 6:44 pm
what’s the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog? on a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.